Ormie the Crazy Pig

This is my story of Ormie the pig. I am writing the end of the story.

Ormie is just about to jump out of a plane that is a 1000 stories high.  He does the jump and lands face flat on the ground, he was so angry that he kicked the fridge and it fell flat on his back and arms, then the cookie jar fall down right by his nose. Then he tried to lift the fridge but he didn't, so he called a friend to lift the fridge off him, but it was so heavy that he went and got a crane to lift the fridge.

And it worked. 
But Ormie was furious about not getting the cookies. So he tried to use an axe to slice the fridge in half for the cookies to fall and smash. But instead half landed on Ormie, then he opened the other half of the fridge to get out. The he tried to use a candid but it didn't work and he never got the cookies.